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“DIE! DIE! DIE!” Nico cried, slamming his toy skeleton through the neatly arranged toy soldiers on his floor.

“Uhh Nico?” Percy asked; tip toeing into the Hades cabin, his hands behind his back and his cheeks a hot pink colour. Nico looked up from the game he was playing and turned an irritated glance towards his older cousin, how dare he interrupt his game.

“Yes?” He demanded.

“Well Annabeth thinks…I think…you’re 12 now right?”

“I was 13 in January.” Nico reminded him.

“Right yeah 13 that’s what I said.” Percy said waving away the comment and sitting on the floor next to the younger boy. He run a hand through his hair nervously and sighed. “You’ve had the talk right?” Nico looked at him blankly.

“The talk?”

“Yeah…like the birds and the bees.”

“Percy are you feeling alright? Why are you mumbling about birds and bees?”

“Nico…do you know how babies are made?” Nico cocked an eyebrow at Percy and rolled his eyes.

“Of course I know how they’re made Percy, I’m not stupid. The stalk delivers them to mummies and daddies.” Percy’s jaw dropped to the floor.

“Are you being serious?”

“Well my childhood wasn’t exactly filled with school and learning and stuff. I was practically brought up in the Lotus Casino!”

“Ok, ok!” Percy raised his hands to calm the quickly angered son of Hades. Percy took a deep breath and began his tale:

“At some point you might find yourself with a girlfriend…or a boyfriend…”

“Are you trying to get me to come out?” Nico asked. “Cos I don’t swing that way.”

“No I was just…you’re going to fall in love.” Percy clarified. “And when you do you may get strong feelings towards the other person. One day, you may want to take the next steps with them, you’ll want to go beyond kissing. You’ll feel your…”



THIS SCENE HAS BEEN BLOCKED TO PROTECT ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES FROM THE HORROR!

 

“…some people do it for fun; some people do it to makes babies. Now any questions?” Percy had gone beet red and was looking down at his anxiously shacking hands in his lap.

“Oh I’m sorry Percy I didn’t realise you meant the sex talk, yeah Connor and Travis gave it to me back when I was staying in their cabin. You don’t stay innocent for long with them around.” Nico shrugged.

“You…you already knew…”

“Yep.” Nico told him. Standing from the floor and brushing dust away from his pants.

“But…you said…”

“Yep, my gods Percy you should have seen your face, if you’d gone any redder you’d have exploded.” And with that Nico grinned and legged it away from the cabin. Realising he had just been had, and humiliated by his younger cousin Percy jumped up.

“NICO DI FREAKING ANGELO I’M GONNA KILL YOU!”

:D 3/4 exams completed. 1 more to go, and that's not until Monday so I thought I'd take a couple of hours out and write something which has been plaguing my mind forever. I cut the main talk out because...well why do you think? :XD: Sorry it's kind of short, this was just a small piece of humour. Well it was trying to be humour... :(

lol I think Nico is in trouble :P

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:iconzoethezany101:
Zoethezany101 Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I Love this
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:icondemigodsweetheart:
DemigodSweetheart Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'm so proud of Nico.
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:iconpoisonazalea:
PoisonAzalea Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student Writer
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

*falls of sofa laughing*
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:iconsis554:
sis554 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I love this
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Bokukokhmer Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:p
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:iconiloveduncantdi:
iloveDUNCANtdi Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
omg i would love to embbaress my sisters like that they are older than me so yea you just got punked percy!
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:iconbellamegalodonna:
bellamegalodonna Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yo nico just trolled percy B)
proud of ya.
Nico: k
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Slender-Bitch Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
“DIE! DIE! DIE!” Nico cried.


OMG! NICO TURNED INTO COACH HEDGE!!
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DemigodSweetheart Featured By Owner Edited Jan 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Gods, that's so true! xD

"Gotta kill 'em all!" - Coach Hedge 'singing' the Pokemon theme.
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Pipersmclean Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student Photographer
Hehehe 
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:iconlunabreon:
Lunabreon Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I did this to my cousins XD
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:icondragonrusher21:
Dragonrusher21 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
Stalk I believe it's called a stork
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:iconkipplerdeluxeart:
KipplerDeluxeArt Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Loved it
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:iconyolostranger:
Yolostranger Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
LOVE IT
LOL
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:iconsokkalovr1:
Sokkalovr1 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm laughing my butt off! XD
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:iconforeverforperico:
ForeverForPerico Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL
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:icon13nightfury:
13NightFury Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i've never thought that Nico could troll someone, you know, he's so serious...
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:iconhyper-lynx:
Hyper-Lynx Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
At least nobody had to tell me his stuff, earlier this year we had 'those' classes.. Not anything I already didn't know since I was ten xD
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:iconhyper-lynx:
Hyper-Lynx Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
That's like trolling Percy, right there xD I can imagine this happening and Percy being awfully Red-faced :P
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:iconmillisiana:
millisiana Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Umm it's stork not stalk.
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Flamewing0926 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
Percy, if you kill Nico, his sister Gwen (my char. from a fanfic im writing) will have some words with you... More like have a freakin sword to your neck... o.o
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:XD:
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Flamewing0926 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
Best part is "THIS SCENE HAS BEEN BLOCKED"

Frikkin. Hilarious.
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SummerSpirit18 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ROFL
Percy talked in vain
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: poor percy
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jAyFiLes Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
hahaha! i love this! haha! so freakin' funny! :D
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KiarraD Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so funny i'm gonna die!!
Pour Percy, I can't imagine myself telling this to my sister.
I hated the talk, it ruined my head for a while.
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Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
D: don't die :meow: thank you!!! :hug: ugh me neither I'd probably just go bright red and run away from her. I never actually got the talk from my parents they just bought a video and sat me down in front of it.
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writingbubble Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
ahahahaha! XD
me : *dies from laughing to hard*
omg XD
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
noooo dont die :P thank you :hug:
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writingbubble Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
too late, I'm daed, totally XD
and you'Re welcome :hug:
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Dragon-Wolf-Lover Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
Nico di FREAKING angelo!
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
;) it's his secret name.
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:icondragon-wolf-lover:
Dragon-Wolf-Lover Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
lol :D
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:icondragon-wolf-lover:
Dragon-Wolf-Lover Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" omg I'm dying of laughter... :icondragonlaughplz:
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: noo don't die :(
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Dragon-Wolf-Lover Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
I'll try :P
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Apollogirl1357 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
LOL the talk :stare: gross
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ught ikr
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alexandra1902 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
o my god this is so funny! dont stop making these kind of stories!
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: thank you! :P
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plinger15 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Pretty funny!
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
he he thanks :hug:
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Adork4cartooncouples Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the beginning!
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:meow: Nico playing with his toys?
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:iconadork4cartooncouples:
Adork4cartooncouples Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup! Nice touch. ;P
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:P
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Adork4cartooncouples Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:highfive:
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Annabethandco Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconfangirl901:
Fangirl901 Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
thank you! :hug: I dunno why but your message never appeared in my box xo sorry for the late reply :P
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